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Mark Twain

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Comparison is the death of joy.


— Mark Twain


#joy #death

Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.


— Mark Twain


#love

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.


— Mark Twain


#intelligence

Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.


— Mark Twain


#humor #jane-austen #humor

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.


— Mark Twain


#funny

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.


— Mark Twain


#love #marriage #inspirational

Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.


— Mark Twain


#humor

Don't go around thinking the world owes you a living. It was here first.


— Mark Twain


#the-world #life

An honest politician is an oxymoron.


— Mark Twain


#satire #humor

Humor is tragedy plus time.


— Mark Twain


#tragedy #humor






About Mark Twain

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But I have thought some more since then and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris [which ended the Spanish-American War] and I have seen that we do not intend to free but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. There were three versions found in his manuscripts made between 1897 and 1905: the Hannibal Eseldorf and Print Shop versions. He did state that "the goodness the justice and the mercy of God are manifested in His works" but also that "the universe is governed by strict and immutable laws" which determine "small matters" such as who dies in a pestilence.

Twain chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full though he had no responsibility to do this under the law. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker.

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