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Mark Twain

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Human nature is all alike.


— Mark Twain


#nature

Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?


— Mark Twain


#spirituality #religion

One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it;


— Mark Twain


#lie #morality #art

all democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it


— Mark Twain


#science

Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.


— Mark Twain


#hurt #hurting-heart #love #money #work

He would be a consul no doubt by and by, at some foreign port, of the language of which he was ignorant; though if ignorance of language were a qualification he might have been a consul at home.


— Mark Twain


#home

Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight


— Mark Twain


#religion #satire #love

Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the proudest moment of his life.


— Mark Twain


#tom-sawyer #twain #life

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.


— Mark Twain


#inspirational

‎The most important days in your life are the day you were born........and the day you find out why.


— Mark Twain


#inspirational






About Mark Twain

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But I have thought some more since then and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris [which ended the Spanish-American War] and I have seen that we do not intend to free but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. There were three versions found in his manuscripts made between 1897 and 1905: the Hannibal Eseldorf and Print Shop versions. He did state that "the goodness the justice and the mercy of God are manifested in His works" but also that "the universe is governed by strict and immutable laws" which determine "small matters" such as who dies in a pestilence.

Twain chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full though he had no responsibility to do this under the law. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker.

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