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Mark Twain

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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.


— Mark Twain


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He begged hard, and said he couldn't play—a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musician in the country that could.


— Mark Twain


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Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.


— Mark Twain


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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.


— Mark Twain


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What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.


— Mark Twain


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Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil."   "A which?"   "Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date back two million years.


— Mark Twain


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The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.


— Mark Twain


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The reign of Edward VI was a singularly merciful one for those harsh times. Now that we are taking leave of him let us try to keep this in our minds, to his credit


— Mark Twain


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A lie can travel halfway around the world, while truth is putting on its shoes.


— Mark Twain


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I can help anyone get anything they want out of life. The only problem is that I can't find anyone who knows what they want.


— Mark Twain


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But I have thought some more since then and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris [which ended the Spanish-American War] and I have seen that we do not intend to free but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. There were three versions found in his manuscripts made between 1897 and 1905: the Hannibal Eseldorf and Print Shop versions. He did state that "the goodness the justice and the mercy of God are manifested in His works" but also that "the universe is governed by strict and immutable laws" which determine "small matters" such as who dies in a pestilence.

Twain chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full though he had no responsibility to do this under the law. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker.

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