Matt Groening

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. ↗

— Matt Groening

#answer #cause #here #life #problems

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. ↗

— Matt Groening

#emotional #families #love #overcoming #torture

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun. ↗

— Matt Groening

#careful #got #gun #i

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. ↗

— Matt Groening

#dangers #having #important #important lesson #learned

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things. ↗

— Matt Groening

#conan #like #lot #moved #moved on

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen. ↗

— Matt Groening

#believe #did #everybody #everything #fine

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. ↗

— Matt Groening

#basically #doing #else #everything #i

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked. ↗

— Matt Groening

#because #cartoon #good #good writing #i

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career. ↗

— Matt Groening

#cartooning #combine #come #draw #people

Don't have a cow, man. ↗

— Matt Groening

#man