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Penn Jillette

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You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.


— Penn Jillette


#atheism #atheist

Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.


— Penn Jillette


#religion #faith

Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.


— Penn Jillette


#faith #love #religion #faith

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.


— Penn Jillette


#politics #sex #utopia #money

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.


— Penn Jillette


#critical-thinking #faith #reason #religion #faith

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.


— Penn Jillette


#inspirational #nuts #weirdos #humor

But [he] had lost god, and all his family and friends were staying behind with his imaginary friend. A silly dream goes away and takes with it your whole real life.


— Penn Jillette


#religion #dreams

In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.


— Penn Jillette


#any #around #i #life #private

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.


— Penn Jillette


#around #dinner #go #i #leave

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.


— Penn Jillette


#before #between #by the time #course #damage






About Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette Quotes




Did you know about Penn Jillette?

It has been featured in dozens of television shows and articles and was designed by his friend Colin Summers. From a FAQ from Penn & Teller's official website there are three common answers:
It means he once shot a man for asking personal questions. Drell

Babylon 5
"Day of the Dead" (1998) TV episode.

Penn Fraser Jillette (born March 5 1955) is an American illusionist comedian musician and best-selling author known for his work with fellow magician Teller in the team Penn & Teller.

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