Shaquille O'Neal

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#dictionary #i #look #means #model

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#be different #different #everybody #five #going

One lucky shot deserves another. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#deserves #lucky #shot

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#down #else #everybody #everybody else #i

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#by the time #figure #got #i #out

We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#thing #want #whole #win

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#around #bothering #floor #folks #get

When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#flop #how #just #know #like

When you're righteous, you don't have to tell people that you're righteous. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

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