Shaquille O'Neal

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#big #big guy #doing #guy #i

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#funny #funny guy #guy #i #i think

I'm like tax. You're going to pay one way or the other. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#i #like #other #pay #tax

I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the medulla oblongata. I've got a lot up there. I've got a lot of knowledge... in this medulla oblongata. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#got #i #know #knowledge #lose

I'm short and to the point. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#point #short

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#hearing #i #money #tired

I'm very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don't get to the philosophical side. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#get #give #i #philosophical #side

I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#been #christmas #come #early #get

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#i #me #painter #were #you

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#dr #kids #me #neal #should