Terry Pratchett

If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humor

I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#new-york-city #shoehorn-with-teeth #they-might-be-giants #new-york-city

Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humor

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#librarians #humor

Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #insanity #life #sanity #humor

He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#money

When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#religion

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humor

There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#going-postal #greed #life #money #philosophy-religion