Terry Pratchett

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humor

It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#inspirational

I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #death

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Adventure! People talked about the idea as if it were something worthwhile, rather than a mess of bad food, no sleep and strange people inexplicably trying to stick pointed objects in bits of you. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#funny #food

Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #milton-keynes #humor

The Captain of the Watch says if you're still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#music

Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Look out! He's got a daisy! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#making-money #humor

But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#science