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Terry Pratchett

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She told me that if magic gives people what they want, then not using magic can give them what they need.


— Terry Pratchett


#equality

What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together


— Terry Pratchett


#important #inspiration #life #normal #what-happened

There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried every time.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #life

Хората са направени дефектно - твърде лесно се прегъват в коленете


— Terry Pratchett


#life

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees.


— Terry Pratchett


#life #life

Bugger off sweetheart Nanny's busy


— Terry Pratchett


#business

. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.


— Terry Pratchett


#funny #mob #business

A witch sees through things and around things. A witch sees farther than most, a witch sees things from the other side. A witch knows where she is, who she is and when she is ...


— Terry Pratchett


#men

There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.


— Terry Pratchett


#life #inspirational

The invisible people knew that happiness is not the natural state of mankind, and is never achieved from the outside in.


— Terry Pratchett


#mankind #nature






About Terry Pratchett

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Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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