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You made me dinner, so I made myself vomit—twice. Once to clear some room in my full stomach so I could eat, and the second time as an expression of what I thought about your cooking.


Jarod Kintz


#cooking #dinner #food #rude #change

This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work. It bridges that lapse in time and shows how my thinking has changed. It shows me telling a story through the surreal and trying to use thought fragments alone to show a tortured existence. This piece was written after the Dear Natalies and before the Agatha mystery, but it is meant to be read after you’ve already read both. This book is a bridge between two books, which would make it a bridge between two bridges. That’s strange, but I’ve seen stranger. Like the time I woke up in a fish tank, having morphed into a goldfish during my sleep. I still fear the sound of a flushing toilet, and since then I refuse to let myself fall asleep while wearing flippers. This book is 3,088 words of pure nonsense, strung together like pearls hurled at bacon. Yum!


Jarod Kintz


#bacon #biograhy #book-bio #books #bridge

I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #listening #myself #selfish

How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech.


Soren Kierkegaard


#demand #freedom #freedom of speech #how #liberties

I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #odd #strange

My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.


Martin Short


#concert #criticized #eccentricity #master #mother

Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #odd #strange

Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me laugh, until I realized it was a mirrored window.


Jarod Kintz


#fool #funny #humor #laughter #funny

My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It beat him by a half a leg's length, right below the knee.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #shark #funny

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong


Josh Stern


#humor #wrong #funny






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