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Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me laugh, until I realized it was a mirrored window.


Jarod Kintz


#fool #funny #humor #laughter #funny

A brick represents all the evil in the world. We should start a War on Bricks. And why not? It’s more tangible, yet just as nonsensical, as the War on Terror.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #evil #tangible #war

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.


Steven Wright


#humor #humor

His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #strange #surreal #funny

I want to create moonglasses, and then write a song called, "I Wear My Moonglasses at Noon." Hopefully, with a little lunar luck, my track will also feature Corey Hart.


Jarod Kintz


#corey-hart #funny #humor #luck #lunar

And dying is more natural than living, because what could be more unnatural than that panicstricken thing leaping and falling like a last flame beneath the ribs?


William Golding


#death #life #naturality #death

The past--the wild charge at the head of his men up San Juan Hill; the first years of his marriage when he worked late into the summer dusk down in the busy city for young Hildegarde whom he loved; the days before that when he sat smoking far into the night in the gloomy old Button house on Monroe Street with his grandfather-all these had faded like unsubstantial dreams from his mind as though they had never been. He did not remember.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#life #business

Raining. Oh, brother, a scratch on the fender. Damn rabbi on his unicycle. Wait a minute, where are my car keys? Could have sworn I left them in this pocket. No, just some loose change and ticket stubs from the all-black version of Elaine Stritch’ s one-woman show. Did I check my desk? Better go back inside. What’s in the top drawer here? Hmm. Envelopes, my paper clips, a loaded revolver in case the tenant in 2A begins yodelling again.


Woody Allen


#change

We call love what binds us to certain creatures only by reference to a collective way of seeing for which books and legends are responsible.


Albert Camus


#existentialism #probably-bullshit #love

Men, too, secrete the inhuman. At certain moments of lucidity, the mechanical aspect of their gestures, their meaningless pantomime makes silly everything that surrounds them. A man is talking on the telephone behind a glass partition; you cannot hear him, but you see his incomprehensible dumb show: you wonder why he is alive. This discomfort in the face of man’s own inhumanity, this incalculable tumble before the image of what we are, this “nausea,” as a writer of today calls it, is also the absurd.


Albert Camus


#philosophy #men






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