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We no longer believe because it is absurd: it is absurd because we must believe.


Julio Cortázar


#belief #life #life

Likewise and during every day of an unillustrious life, time carries us. But a moment always comes when we have to carry it. We live on the future: “tomorrow,” “later on,” “when you have made your way,” “you will understand when you are old enough.” Such irrelevancies are wonderful, for, after all, it’s a matter of dying. Yet a day comes when a man notices or says that he is thirty. Thus he asserts his youth. But simultaneously he situates himself in relation to time. He takes his place in it. He admits that he stands at a certain point on a curve that he acknowledges having to travel to its end. He belongs to time, and by the horror that seizes him, he recognizes his worst enemy. Tomorrow, he was longing for tomorrow, whereas everything in him ought to reject it. That revolt of the flesh is the absurd.


Albert Camus


#life

I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.


Jarod Kintz


#customer-service #love #ridiculous #work #love

Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen.



Jarod Kintz


#albino #love #lube #slip #slippery

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free


Josh Stern


#free #humor #kids #shark-week #swim

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.


Woody Allen


#men

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.


Groucho Marx


#gibe #insult #respect

If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this kind of regard for others that makes me believe I’d be a good politician.


Jarod Kintz


#awareness #bad #fight #good #oppression

Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.


Groucho Marx


#state

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.


Woody Allen


#spirit






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