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Suzanne Collins


#finnick #humor #humor

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #coffee #funny #humor #random

I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #compete #competition #competitive #delusional

Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, why don’t you go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot?



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #politicians #politics

I am better then most people in life. -Rustin Hieber


Ryan Higa


#humor #justin-bieber #nigahiga #random-quote #ryan-higa

Yelling doesn't get your point across, it only makes it louder.


Grant Hill


#common-sense #humor #humor

It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #poetry #humor

I know about women. I know that they're not men.


Choi Minho SHINee


#funny #shinee #what-men-know-about-women #funny

For just a little while, in all our lives, we're granted brief glimpses at the way things really operate. In those times, we learn the hardest lessons. To coin a few phrases, there are none so blind as those who will not see... and sometimes, the sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.


Edward Morris


#awesomeness #inspirational #inspirational






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