#carrots

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#drunk #got #rabbits #would #you

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn. ↗

— Lawrence Korb

#damn #give #grew #kuwait

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. ↗

— Alanis Morissette

#black #black coffee #carrots #coffee #diet

I don't do carrots. ↗

— John Bolton

#i

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ↗

— Mae West

#about #carrots #diamond #diets #get

The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap men were fashioned differently in her time. He hadn't seen one other bulge out there on the street; mayhap they all had wee carrots in their trews. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#drustan #karen-marie-moning #kiss-of-the-highlander #trews #men

I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin - 'from the garden.' I grow carrots, peppers, strawberries, green beans, and things for salads, but there are lots of wild boars all around and they steal the food. ↗

— Jean Dujardin

#beans #carrots #food #france #garden

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots. ↗

— Louis Tomlinson

#carrots #decided #eat #ever #factor

I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it's: 'Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.' ↗

— Nadia Giosia

#buy #carrots #chocolate #cook #eat

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. ↗

— Liam Neeson

#carrots #dinner #i #i can #irish