#cheese

Age is not important unless you're a cheese. ↗

— Helen Hayes

#cheese #important #unless #you

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier. ↗

— Joe Murray

#assuming #banana #bananas #because #cheese

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. ↗

— Cliff Fadiman

#immortality #leap #milk #toward

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day. ↗

— Cameron Diaz

#cheeseburger #day #eat #every #every day

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples! ↗

— Rick Riordan

#euryale #gorgon #heroes-of-olympus #humor #medusa

Life is great. Cheese makes it better. ↗

— Avery Aames

#humor #humor

Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. ↗

— Elsie Love

#cottage-cheese #humor #quotes #love

I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? ↗

— Lisa Samson

#christian #food #food

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality. ↗

— Clifton Fadiman

#immortality #leap #milk #towards

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#birds #cheese #competition #mice #timing