#cheese

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#breathes #cat #cheese #clever #down

You don't have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger. ↗

— Guy Fieri

#eat #just #piece #take #whole

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. ↗

— Hedy Lamarr

#because #cheesecake #go #live #mean

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city. ↗

— Bryan Miller

#city #ethnic #icons #steaks

You do not send me to Brooklyn to get a cheesecake and then I come back and you're gone. ↗

— Brandy Norwood

#brooklyn #cheesecake #come #get #gone

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight. ↗

— Sally Quinn

#cottage #glass #got #had #home

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day. ↗

— Cameron Diaz

#cheeseburger #day #eat #every #every day

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do! ↗

— Michelle Lovric

#divination #foretelling #humour #mermaid #art

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye ↗

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

#dessert #beauty

An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open gaping wagon, Sergeant (add cream cheese sparingly).
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— Jarod Kintz

#cream-cheese #donkey #ice-sculpture #nonsensical #open