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#christmas

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She was an exotic flower amongst the snowdrifts, out of place, a Technicolor misfit in a monochrome Christmas movie.


Thomm Quackenbush


#flower #girl #love #romance #tecnhicolor

Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.


Augusten Burroughs


#humor #thanksgiving #humor

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.


Henny Youngman


#atheist #become #gave #holidays #i

My, how foolish I am!” my friend cries, suddenly alert, like a woman remembering too late she has biscuits in the over. “You know what I’ve always thought?” She asks in a tone of discovery, and not smiling at me but at a point beyond. “I’ve always thought a body would have to be sick and dying before they saw the Lord. And I imagined that when He came it would be like looking at the Baptist window; pretty as colored glass with the sun pouring through, such a shrine you don’t know it’s getting dark. And it’s been a comfort: to think of that shine taking away all the spooky feeling. But I’ll wager it never happens. I’ll wager at the very end a body realizes that the Lord has already shown Himself. That things as they are” – her hand circles in a gesture that gathers clouds and kites and grass and Queenie pawing earth over bone – “just what they’ve always seen, was seeing Him. As for me, I could leave the world with today in my eyes.


Truman Capote


#imagination

I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays - let them overtake me unexpectedly - waking up some find morning and suddenly saying to myself: 'Why, this is Christmas Day!


Ray Stannard Baker


#inspirational #inspirational

It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life, some indication of how deep a hole you had managed to burrow for yourself


Nick Hornby


#humour #life

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.


Hamilton Wright Mabie


#love

To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year. "The Distant Music of the Hounds," 1954


E.B. White


#music

The Little Drummer Boy" was playing in the background for what seemed like the third time in a row. I fought off an urge to beat that Little Drummer Boy seneless with his own drumsticks.


Dana Reinhardt


#humor #music #music

I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time. 



Jarod Kintz


#awkward #christmas #conversation #dead-air #march-






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