#clone

Every book has some real life in it. I was never pursued by an evil twin clone, but everything else in MR. MURDER was pretty much out of my own life. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#clone #else #every #everything #evil

I'm not a clone, and I'm not a minion. ↗

— Ivanka Trump

#i

I guess because you study the character and you do all those things. But when it comes down to it, it's still my performance, it's still my interpretation. I'm not going to, you know, be a clone - well, I was a clone of Richard Dean Anderson! ↗

— Michael Welch

#because #character #clone #comes #dean

If that isn’t depressing enough, my hard-earned dollars, though paper thin, are getting thinner and thinner as their purchasing power is diluted by the cloning process euphemistically crowned “Quantitative Easing.” I’m no Casanova Economist, but it seems to me that money is like women: You can’t clone your way to sexual prosperity. With that said, I’m certainly not against trying. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #prosperity #quantitate-easing #funny

If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for free. That’s not slavery. That’ll be the case when I employ 1,000,000,000 clones of myself. I won’t pay them, but they are me, so it’s not slavery. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#clones #slavery #business

I need to protect myself from myself. And my clone. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#protection #life

Having a clone would make it so much easier - it would be great to send a clone to a TV station when I have to get up at 4am. ↗

— Rachel Stevens

#easier #get #great #having #i

As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #love #age

If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous of myself? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#jealousy #change

I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dancing #funny #humor #moon #change