#drink

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing. ↗

— Nora Dunn

#i #part #performing #prepared #sober

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#drinking #easy #i #now #off

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#drink #get #liquor #only #real

I drink to forget I drink. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#forget #i

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker. ↗

— Dennis Franz

#become #doctor #drinking #even #golfing

I've got a stag weekend coming up and I've said I'm not doing anything more than a few drinks. I won't have it. I'll go home and watch Antiques Roadshow. ↗

— Martin Freeman

#anything #coming #doing #drinks #few

I drink too much coffee. ↗

— Julianna Margulies

#drink #i #much #too #too much

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#his #hole #into #money #nose

All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years. ↗

— Abraham Lincoln

#armies #asia #blue #chest #combined

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane! ↗

— Bob Livingston

#by the time #champion #cotton #cotton fields #down