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To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems


Matt Groening


#drinking #homer #humor #humor

Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.


Carrie Fisher


#addiction #alcoholism #celebrities #dysfunctional-families #fiction

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?


Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #drinking #foreplay #funny #humor

Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.



Jarod Kintz


#drink #drinking #entrepreneur #entrepreneurship #funny

It's nice to watch television but it's even nicer when you've got a drink in your hand,' Gregory Ratcliffe, a Birmingham shopkeeper, told Reynolds News. 'Makes it more intimate somehow. Gives you the feeling that you're in a posh cabaret.


David Kynaston


#britain #drinking #fifties #home #television

Oh God how subtle he would have to be, how cunning... No paragraph, no phrase even of the thousands the book must contain could strike a discordant note, be less than fully imagined, an entire novel's worth of thought would have to be expended on each one. His attention had only to lapse for a moment, between preposition and object, colophon and chapter heading, for dead spots to appear like gangrene that would rot the whole. Silkworms didn't work as finely or as patiently as he must, and yet boldness was all, the large stroke, the end contained in and prophesied by the beginning, the stains of his clouds infinitely various but all signifying sunrise. Unity in diversity, all that guff. An enormous weariness flew over him. The trouble with drink, he had long known, wasn't that it started up these large things but that it belittled the awful difficulties of their execution. ("Novelty")


John Crowley


#creativity #drinking #writers #writing #imagination

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.


Chelsea Handler


#drinking #drinks #humor #humor

Need 'nether whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk.' Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. 'Mr. Walsh,' he said severely, 'in Gavagan's we will serve a man a drink to wet his whistle, or even because his old woman has pasted him with a dornick, but a drink to get drunk with I do not sell. Now I'm telling you you've had enough for tonight, and in the morning you'll be thanking me...' ("My Brother's Keeper")


Fletcher Pratt


#bar #drinking #drunk #tavern #men

الرب أعطى النقود، والشيطان صنع ثقباً. وها هي نقود الرب تتسرب عبر ثقب الشيطان.


Valentin Rasputin


#devil #drinking #god #management #money

Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time.


Martin Amis


#hangovers #money






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