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    Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.


    — Chelsea Handler

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    In 2010 Chelsea Handler was ranked on the Forbes Celebrity 100 at number 98. In 2012 Time magazine placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People. Clair Megan Mullally and Cheryl Hines.

    Chelsea Joy Handler (born February 25 1975) is an American comedian actress author talk show host and producer.

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