#dumb

When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want. ↗

— Steve Jobs

#conspiracy #down #dumb #exactly #get

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle. ↗

— Daniel Johns

#middle #none #really #smart #us

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#dumb #fart #ford #gum #jerry

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. ↗

— Erica Jong

#dumb #ever #guy #guys #hardly

I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that. ↗

— Sally Kellerman

#anything #chrysler #dumb #fired #getting

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#comedy #dumb #hair #red #red hair

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#dumb #i #lot #mad #me

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me. ↗

— Karl Rove

#dumb #gets #lose #me #president

Every character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things. ↗

— Zoe Saldana

#characters #dumb #even #every #reasons

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. ↗

— Lawrence Schiller

#astute #blond #bombshell #businesswoman #dumb