#funny

She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it.. ↗

— Masashi Kishimoto

#manga #naruto #women #funny

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#funny #humor #opera #stabbed #funny

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist ↗

— Gena Showalter

#dislike #funny #hatred #funny

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#funny #humour #funny

It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way. ↗

— Kate Winslet

#funny #hot #i #says #someone

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on. ↗

— Alex Winter

#funny #going #got #i #interesting

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. ↗

— Stevie Wonder

#black #blind #disadvantage #do you know #funny

Robert Altman's 'Nashville' is my all-time favorite film because it covers all the bases - it's original, moving, and has something to say, but also funny and incredibly entertaining. ↗

— Douglas Wood

#also #altman #bases #because #covers

Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny. ↗

— Roy Wood

#around #course #flying #funny #had

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. ↗

— Steve Zahn

#did #funny #funny guy #got #guy