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Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it.


Elizabeth Gilbert


#beauty

Silence is wittier than any jest. Thou wanteth to express thy feelings with eloquence and grace? Drop thy jaw boldly and beautifully. There, thou’rt starting to get it. But hang out thy tongue more. Let the drool strands drip down thy chin and give thy shirt a badge of desire. ‘Thou’rt mine,’ this drool stain says, ‘and I’ll ravish thou if I please…but as of this moment, it doesn’t please me.


Benson Bruno


#funny #wooing #beauty

He watched me rake my fingers through the tangles in my hair and smiled. “Quit it. You’re fucking beautiful.” “Just point me to the nearest eighties rock video,” I said.


Jamie McGuire


#beautiful-disaster #eighties-rock-video #funny #jamie-mcguire #travis-maddox

What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I could. My voice sounded strong and smooth, but my hands were shaking. I put them in my lap so he couldn’t see. “I prey on innocent villagers and terrify their children,” he said with a nasty smile. “And sometimes when I’m feeling really evil, I read books or paint.


Kate Avery Ellison


#curious #funny #kate-avery-ellison #sarcasm #the-curse-girl

Dignity in a man may be more beautiful than a pretty face, but no one will ever respect his daughters.


Bauvard


#dignity #funny #humor #beauty

Rose's work of art took her all day, including two playtimes, story time, and most of lunch. At the end of school it was stolen from her by the wicked teacher who had pretended to be so interested. "Beautiful- what-is-it?" she asked as she pinned it high on the wall, where Rose could not reach. "They take your pictures," said Indigo,... when he finally made out what all the roaring and stamping was about. "They do take them.... Why do you want that picture so much?" he asked Rose. "It was my best ever," said Rose furiously. "I hate school. I hate everyone in it. I will kill them all when I'm big enough." "You can't just go round killing people," Indigo told her...


Hilary McKay


#funny #kids #school #art

Caine tried to roll to his feet, but something was jabbing him in the crouch. He shook off the stars and saw Edilio standing over him. Edilio had the business end of his automatic rifle in a very sensitive place. "If you move, Caine, I will shoot your balls off," Edilio said. "Toto?" "He will," Toto said, "Although he's not sure it will be just your balls.


Michael Grant


#caine #edilio #funny #gone #gone-series

this was business.


Eoin Colfer


#clumsy #fairies-leprecon #funny #genius #mental

No funny business. I’ll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears


Penelope Fletcher


#humor #business

Courtiers never look like fools, or engage in hard work if they can’t make it look easy. Conquering the world is a sweaty business, and perspiration always betrays.


Benson Bruno


#funny #grace #business






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