#funny

Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #truism #age

When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little. Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's ↗

— Gabrielle Evans

#funny #serious #anger

I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex #change

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. ↗

— Josh Billings

#imagination #lots #memory #mistake #people

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. ↗

— Josh Billings

#every #every man #follies #got #his

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. ↗

— Josh Billings

#cologne #flattery #like #swallowed #water

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?" "I need a gun." This was not how his dream was supposed to go. ↗

— Shannon K. Butcher

#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #dreams

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. ↗

— Lewis Black

#candy #corn #ever #made

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. ↗

— Lewis Black

#juice #milk #soy #such #thing

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. ↗

— Tom DeLonge

#become #boring #cliche #disgusting #feel