#funny

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?” “What do you think?” “Then I’m not going to let you go. ↗

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. ↗

Fifteen minutes later, a meeting was called. "Okay, look." Deb's face was dead serious. "I know I just joined this project, and I don't want to offend anyone. But I'm going to be honest. I think you've been going about this all wrong." "I'm offended," Dave told her flatly. ↗

— Sarah Dessen

#sarah-dessen #what-happened-to-goodbye #funny

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. ↗

— Olivia Munn

#possible #pretty #same #successful #time

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. ↗

— Olivia Munn

#around #fun #funny #got #i

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it. ↗

— Eddie Murphy

#breath #came #comfortable #edgy #funny

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! ↗

— Chad Michael Murray

#being funny #funny #out #sexy #think

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. ↗

— Edmund S. Muskie

#been #crossed #funny #i #jobs

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use. ↗

— Mark Twain

#funny #humour #review #funny

I love apricots. They’re so fuzzy they’re furry. They’re like little pets you can eat legally. ↗