#funny

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ↗

— Chris Rock

#compliments #food #life #need #only

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗

— Chris Rock

#funny #know #only #others #something

Hollywood's just not funny. ↗

— Chris Rock

#hollywood #just

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. ↗

— Albert Einstein

#courting #girl #hour #like #nice

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ↗

— Mark Twain

#distort #facts #first #get #please

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. ↗

— Tori Spelling

#beverly hills #funny #girl #hills #mad

I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men. ↗

— Jules Asner

#i #like #men #self-deprecating #smart

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

#bag #i #ounce #put #savings

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#funny #interesting #interesting people #most #people