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I hate you. I wish you was dead." Mrs. Carey gasped. He said the words so savagely that it gave her quite a start. She had nothing to say. She sat down in her husband's chair; and as she thought of her desire to love the friendless, crippled boy and her eager wish that he should love her--she was a barren woman and, even though it was clearly God's will that she should be childless, she could scarcely bear to look at little children sometimes, her heart ached so--the tears rose to her eyes and one by one, slowly, rolled down her cheeks. Philip watched her in amazement. She took out her handkerchief, and now she cried without restraint. Suddenly Philip realised that she was crying because of what he had said, and he was sorry. He went up to her silently and kissed her. It was the first kiss he had ever given her without being asked. And the poor lady, so small in her black satin, shrivelled up and sallow, with her funny corkscrew curls, took the little boy on her lap and put her arms around him and wept as though her heart would break. But her tears were partly tears of happiness, for she felt that the strangeness between them was gone. She loved him now with a new love because he had made her suffer.


W. Somerset Maugham


#hate #heart #pain #funny

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...


Whitney Gracia Williams


#sarcasm #business

Hey, I am thinking of it myself, in this part of world (East), we all do endeavors in praying and are sweating (white liquid) and this is our situation, frustrated , but on the other part of world (West) ,they are enjoying in party and drinking liquor (white liquid) but their situation is that, successful, I do not know that the problem relates to the type of liquid or the way of drinking!!


Ali Shariati


#faith #funny #humor #life #love

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey


Amunhotep El Bey


#funny #humorous-quotations #inspirational-quotations #lol #motivational-quotations

She was busy trying to stab me to death with her umbrella and I was busy trying to dodge." He made a little face. "She was better at her stabbing than I was about dodging.


Emma Goldrick


#business

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.


Amunhotep El Bey


#fun #funny #funny-quotations #humor #humorous-quotations

As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he could get in bed with me? Well, I decided, as I wriggled down under the soft old sheets and the blanket and the comforter, if Eric had designs on me, I was just too tired to care. "Woman?" "Hmmm?" "What's your name?" "Sookie. Sookie Stackhouse." "Thank you, Sookie." "Welcome, Eric.


Charlaine Harris


#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #design

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.


Brandon Sanderson


#sarcasm #funny

It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #men #sex #women

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.


John Green


#funny






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