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Do you remember what I forgot?


Erica Goros


#anxiety #funny-and-random #humor #inspirational-quotes #age

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?


Suzanne Brockmann


#humour #military-romance #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

I'm still furious with you," she murmured, kissing a line down his chest. "Oh, God, please don't be furious," he choked out quickly. "Every female I know is furious with me. Rosalyn throws tantrums, and Charlotte hasn't spoken to me or written since you left." He moved his hands to unbutton her gown. "The morning I thought you'd sailed out of my life I started drinking and didn't stop until I'd finished two bottles. For three days I had a blistering headache, and Nedda couldn't for the life of her stop banging things." He groaned. "And I can't even begin to tell you about your sisters.


Adele Ashworth


#funny #love #sarcastic #funny

If you can't argue properly, how can you ever come to a decision when you flip a coin? One side always has some butthead on it, and the reverse bears a lofty representation. Whichever case you make for your side, you can't afford to leave something like that to chance.


Bauvard


#chance #coin-flipping #funny #humor #probability

Newspapers represent everything that is wrong with the world, in a slant that is too accurate, on print that is too high-grade.


Bauvard


#humor #newspapers #representation #funny

Everyone is always proclaiming the decline of civilization, but it takes a true prophet to look into his wine glass and embody it.


Bauvard


#decadence #funny #humor #prophets #funny

Women's hats contain so many possibilities for subtle sensual expression. When I wear one, it entices the opposite sex with erotic suggestions which they interpret without confusion and which I have never figured out. My wife is always able to predict when I'll forget our anniversary, how thin she’ll look on my birthday, and who ate her box of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Without my hat as her radar, I would have absolutely no insight into her total inexplicability.


Bauvard


#funny #hats #humor #mysterious #women

JESSICA: When did you last go to London? HUGH: When I read a Dickens novel. That was when I resolved never to travel there.


Bauvard


#britain #dickens #funny #humor #london

The head is a clumsy, ill-proportioned monstrosity. It is the understudy in a watermelon-rolling contest.


Bauvard


#heads #humor #watermelons #funny

HUGH: …I was hit by a man driving a Japanese car. JESSICA: The scoundrel! How dare he not buy American.


Bauvard


#cars #funny #hit-and-run #humor #japanese






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