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What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo. ↗


— Cuthbert Soup


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I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. ↗


— C.S. Forester


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I killed my clone and I hid his body behind every mirror I’ll ever step in front of. I’m always surprised to see him, and I never fail to brush his teeth or gaze at his decomposing body. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


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Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne. ↗


— Daniel Waters


#generation-dead #phoebe #funny

They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed. A tidal wave of cushions, beanbags, quilts, hearth rugs, and sleeping bags appeared to have swept up the lawn and broken at the wall. From Indigo's window a multicolored rope of knotted bedsheets came snaking out and ended among the cushions. As Micheal and Caddy watched, a mattress emerged and fell to the ground, followed by a rain of pillows. "Indigo!" shouted Caddy, jumping out of the car. Indigo's and Rose's heads appeared in the window above. "It's all right, Caddy!" Indigo called cheerfully. "We've been doing it all the time you've been gone." "We keep finding more stuff to land on!" added Rose. "Look! ↗


— Hilary McKay


#jumping #kids #silly #family

After this, I can't resist. "Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it's starting to show. You'd better work out, or getting fat off Daddy might be harder to hide. ↗


— Cindy Martinusen-Coloma


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I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #penis #silly #funny

I don’t like Dijon or honey mustard. No, the only kind of mustard I like is #FFFF00 mustard. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#html #mustard #funny

It's funny how your dead when people start listening. ↗


— The Band Perry


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Two years ago, I was a twenty-nine year old secretary. Now I am a thirty-one year old writer. I get paid very well to sit around in my pajamas and type on my ridiculously fancy iMac, unless I'd rather take a nap. Feel free to hate me -- I certainly would. ↗


— Julie Powell


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