#hum

Tall, dark, and gruesome." -Tori ↗

— Kelley Armstrong

#humor

I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#humor

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it. ↗

— Scott Adams

#humor #food

Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett." "Good thing. Hate to be the only one afflicted. ↗

— Ellen O'Connell

#love #love

You can't rely on love. Love will let you down every time. Every. Single. Time. ↗

— Barry Lyga

#love #love

Even if you are eighty years old, or a lesbian, or a strident feminist, or a nun, or an eighty-year-old strident feminist lesbian nun who has never been married and never intends to get married, the politest possible answer is still:"Not yet. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#love

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale. ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#funny #humor #humorous #humour #life

Don't kill the game with your 'funk', elevate it with your humility. ↗

— T.F. Hodge

#funk #game #humility #kill #life

Morris Weissman [on the phone, discussing casting for his movie]: "What about Claudette Colbert? She's British, isn't she? She sounds British. Is she, like, affected or is she British? ↗

— Julian Fellowes

#actors #affectations #british #claudette-colbert #clichés

I'll be fine ' Pen told me a little curtly. 'Where are you going anyway ' 'The United States. Alabama.' 'Looking for a change of scene ' 'Looking for a dead woman.' 'Get Jenna-Jane Mulbridge to come down here and I'll make you one. ↗

— Mike Carey

#change