#humor

In the beginning, my mother humored me when I told her I wanted to be a reporter. ↗

— Jessica Savitch

#her #humored #i #in the beginning #me

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race. ↗

— Laura Schlessinger

#color #humor #marry #out #race

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. ↗

— David Sedaris

#cartoons #cathy #collections #humor #last

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

#big news #exaggerates #get #how #humorist

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. ↗

— Tim Vine

#humor #humor

She just dropped it and ran!! ↗

— Mercedes Lackey

#humor

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain. ↗

— Devon Monk

#humor

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor

Yes, I have patterns of love addiction. But I'm a woman. Of course I do. ↗

— Emma Forrest

#love #love-addiction #women #humor