#humor

PIGEON MY ARSE! ↗

— Sarah Waters

#humor #anger

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. ↗

— Charles Baxter

#humor #ice-cream #art

Music is like a drug, but there are no rehabilitation centres. ↗

— Morrissey

#morrissey #select- #humor

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music hadn't been beautiful enough. ↗

— George Carlin

#beauty

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#funny #humor #lemons #life #funny

The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex-life #funny

I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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— Jarod Kintz

#ego #floor #funny #humor #need

The heart has a heart of its own. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #love #lyrics #music #humor

what would you call this haircut?" arthur. ↗

— George Harrison

#hard-days-night #humor #laugh #funny