#humor

What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse? ↗

— Douglas Adams

#zaphod-beeblebrox #humor

Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a while,” said Ford, “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #lemon #funny

TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti! ↗

— Ramon Bautista

#humor #love #humor

What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#irony #racism #tolkien #werewolves #humor

There ain't a body, be it mouse or man, that ain't made better by a little soup. ↗

— Kate DiCamillo

#humor #humor

Świat się zmienia, słońce zachodzi, a wódka się kończy. ↗

— Andrzej Sapkowski

#life #world #humor

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ... ↗

— Graham Chapman

#poetry #humor

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#humor-relationships #love #romantic-comedy #romanticism #humor

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer. ↗

— Andy Warhol

#life #humor

... Besides it's better to have Miyoshi around. You and me have a been together since Jr. High. Without her around people might think we're gay. ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#humor #manga #humor