#humor

Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees. ↗

— Brett Tate

#funny #humor #humour #memoir #sex

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. ↗

— Libba Bray

#hangovers #humor #beauty

While I would agree that I write about serious subjects, and that they're not necessarily the most pleasant subjects or even the most pleasant people, as a writer I just think about the humorous aspects of these things - that's what keeps me going when I'm writing a story. ↗

— Ann Beattie

#agree #aspects #even #going #humorous

Nom, do say something funny so she can admire! ↗

— Shannon Hale

#funny

Luther, bring the gatekeeper quickly!" Bell ordered. "Just how did you get in, Miss Drew?" "I came in at the entrance," Nancy replied. "The larkspur is beautiful. ↗

— Carolyn Keene

#beauty

Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#trees #humor

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. ↗

— Zig Ziglar

#humor #motivation #humor

You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#trust #humor

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor