#humor

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#literary-criticism #humor

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...” “Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #malfoy #order-of-the-phoenix #sarcasm #humor

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met. ↗

— David Sedaris

#humor

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone. ↗

— Brandon Mull

#humor #magic #trespassing #humor

When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#humor

Monkeys can't talk, stupid! ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#humor

Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you? Bethany: I wouldn't say hot. Most of them seem to have a normal body temperature. ↗

— Alexandra Adornetto

#humor #molly #humor

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#humor

Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest! ↗

— Cherise Sinclair

#reproduction #humor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#humor