#humor

Why can't I go to Idris with you, then? Because it's not safe for you there O and it's safe for me here? I've been nearly killed almost a dozen times in the past month. That's because Valentine has been concentrating on the two Mortal Instruments that were here. He's going to shift his focus to Idris now. We all know it-- We're hardly as certain of anything as all that. And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace. The Clave can screw itself. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#determination #humor #anger

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. ↗

— David Sedaris

#humor #anger

If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry! - Angela to Eragon ↗

— Christopher Paolini

#bravery #cowardice #humor #anger

If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed? ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#anger #humor #insult #pigs #anger

Celibacy is the Tesla family secret, passed down through the generations.” “Celibacy, passed down through the generations?”Victor asked dryly. I flushed. “Its efficacy is not disproved by its imperfect application,” I muttered. ↗

— Vinnie Tesla

#humor #age

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter. ↗

— Nenia Campbell

#humor #insults #sarcasm #anger

Do what you gotta do - see what happens. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Sheep. I'm stuck in a boarding school filled with sheep. ↗

— Libba Bray

#beauty

What do you think?” she asked, pouting her lips attempting to imitate a model . . . or a duck. I wasn’t sure which. ↗