#humor

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#humor #i #possible #sense #sense of humor

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#scifi #humor

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it. ↗

— Suzanne Collins

#humor

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. ↗

— Mae West

#humor

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#wisdom #humor

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. ↗

— Lou Holtz

#good mood #having #humor #mood #often

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. ↗

— Langston Hughes

#got #haven #laughing #ought #you

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him. ↗

— Karen Hughes

#him #humor #much #president #reasons

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. ↗

— Bette Midler

#happiness #humor #inspirational #jealousy #success