#humor

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me. ↗

— Marion Ross

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You're a ring-wearing, save-yourself-for-marriage kind of girl. I dig that. ↗

— E.C. Newman

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You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well...it's now." "Oh, so you came up here for a fuck?" Emma cringed. "Do you always have to be so crude?" He chuckled. "I'm sorry. Would you prefer I call it an afternoon delight?" he teased. ↗

— Katie Ashley

#humor #romance #funny

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth ↗

— J.A. Saare

#humor #humour #funny

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. ↗

— Chris Rock

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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor #lemony-snicket #funny

I just told them that dear Uncle Silas has gone away on a long journey," she said. "They're such mites, you know, and I've never let them hear about Death, or have ugly toys or stories about ogres and things. I mean, I do frightfully believe in keeping their little minds free from everything but happy, beautiful things, don't you? ↗

— Georgette Heyer

#beauty

I wouldn’t want to be the most beautiful man on earth. No, I’m content to be the second most beautiful man. Second from the bottom. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #beauty