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Perhaps the most irrational fashion act of all was the male habit for 150 years of wearing wigs. Samuel Pepys, as with so many things, was in the vanguard, noting with some apprehension the purchase of a wig in 1663 when wigs were not yet common. It was such a novelty that he feared people would laugh at him in church; he was greatly relieved, and a little proud, to find that they did not. He also worried, not unreasonably, that the hair of wigs might come from plague victims. Perhaps nothing says more about the power of fashion than that Pepys continued wearing wigs even while wondering if they might kill him. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#humor #wigs #home

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so." "It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#brains #evolution #humor #intelligence #love

I never saw quite so wretched an example of what a sea-faring life can do: but to a degree, I know it is the same with them all; they are all knocked about, and exposed to every climate, and every weather, till they are not fit to be seen. It is a pity they are not knocked on the head at once, before they reach Admiral Baldwin's age. ↗


— Jane Austen


#humor #jane #persuasion #sea #sir-walter

I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days. ↗


— M.A. George


#sarcasm #sarcastic-humor #humor

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#jerks #science #humor

Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions and gets down to what people are to people. ↗


— Robert Altman


#back #chance #deal #down #dramatic

There are no miracles on Mondays. ↗


— Amy Neftzger


#magic #miracles #monday #mondays #humor

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited. ↗


— William Goldman


#beauty #conceit #humor #love #beauty

Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start. ↗


— Jason Mraz


#art #humor #life #art

She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.
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— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #life #relationships #woman






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