#humor

To call yourself an author takes publishing one book. To call yourself an inspirational author is the work of a lifetime that requires being constantly kicked in the stomach only to get back up on your feet and show the world how you survived it each time. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

#life-experiences #life-missions #writers #writing #experience

It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words "Oh shit!" in eleven different languages. ↗

— John Biggins

#humour #experience

Her bouts of bitchiness were really starting to grow on him, which just proved how in over his head he was. ↗

— Katee Robert

#humor

The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do is sign the canvas and try to sell it.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#canvas #conceptual-art #empty #funny #humor

I have a good ear for music, just like Van Gogh had a good ear for art.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#ear #funny #humor #life #music

I don't care." - Bakura "I'm not going to kill you, just destroy you a little. Geez, talk about overreacting!" - Marik "So then he goes to me with the tea pot and he goes, 'Why so British?'." - Bakura "Now I can't that friggin song out of my head! Thanks Odion, thanks a bunch!" - Marik "Not a kitty!" - Bakura "Maybe we should hug him, Bakura. I mean he seems like an okay guy." - Marik ↗

— Little Kuriboh Marik and Bakura

#humor #ishtar #little-kuriboh #malik #marik

Dirk was, for one of the few times in a life of exuberantly prolific loquacity, wordless. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor

You don’t always have to say what’s on your mind. You can keep it to yourself for the time being. That’s called patience. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

...Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying. ↗

— Mercedes Lackey

#sadistic #sarcasm #humor

A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.  ↗