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You didn’t really hold back on Braga so Pickering could kill him, did you?” Royce asked after the two were left alone in the hallway. “Of course not. I held off because it’s death for a commoner to kill a noble.” “That’s what I thought.” Royce sounded relieved. “For a minute, I wondered if you’d gone from jumping on the good-deed wagon to leading the whole wagon train. ↗


— Michael J. Sullivan


#death

Nobody think about that broken heart... life goes on, broken heart never join together but it tries very hard to get joined again. That;swhy may be it said "Heart is like a mirror, if its broken can never be joined. ↗


— Shahid Islam


#faith #heart #humor #love #mind

The security officer smiled and said, ‘Good afternoon, ma’am,’ to me before I gave him ID.” “It’s a sick world, Eve.” He resisted taking her hand for another squeeze. “A sick, sad world. ↗


— J.D. Robb


#eve-dallas #humor #j-d-robb #roarke #death

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. ↗


— Mark Twain


#everything #heaven #human #itself #joy

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. ↗


— Mark Twain


#forever #humor #live #must #preach

I thought you weren’t allowed to have a phone,” he says. “Or was that a really pathetic excuse to avoid giving me your number?” “I’m not allowed. My best friend gave it to me the other day. It can’t do anything but text.” He turns the screen around to face me. “What the hell kind of texts are these?” He turns the phone around and reads one. “Sky, you are beautiful. You are possibly the most exquisite creature in the universe and if anyone tells you otherwise, I’ll cut a bitch.” He arches an eyebrow and looks up at me, then back down to the phone. “Oh, God. They’re all like this. Please tell me you don’t text these to yourself for daily motivation. ↗


— Colleen Hoover


#beauty

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. ↗


— Libba Bray


#humor #humour #beauty

What is the world coming to when girls allow their hands to be kissed without gloves? That young people don't use proper protection these days is exactly why there are always so many colds going around. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #gloves #humor #illness #kissing

Be confident to inspire confidence in others. Then try to come to a decision about something. ↗


— Bauvard


#decisions #funny #humor #funny

I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage. ↗


— Connie Britton


#humor #i #i think #important #marriage






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