#humor

Paranoia: the gift of the survivor and the burden of the overtired, stressed, and terrified... ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#humor #mercy-thompson #humor

I feel your scorn, and I accept it. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#humor

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked. ↗

— Peter Steele

#as far as #been #far #goes #humor

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person. ↗

— Peter Steele

#extremely #humor #i #person #sad

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. "He needs a Band-Aid," I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding,love — Forget I said that too. I don't know what's wrong with me. ↗

— James Patterson

#flying #friendship #funny #humor #lol

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. ↗

— Rod Stewart

#cynicism #humor #i #miss #suppose

Those two need each other like a bullet needs a target ↗

— Wendy Higgins

#humor

A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid. ↗

— Carl Hiaasen

#humor

Coffee isn't my cup of tea. ↗