#humorous

Behind every great man stands a surprised woman. ↗

— Anon. -

#humor

Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#thought-provoking

Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her yawns and trying to sit up extra straight in her chair, Charity Hill began thinking of all the lovely things that began with S, such as Sleeping Late, Sex, and Shopping. ↗

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

#shopping #love

One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles." --Mike Mankoff ↗

— Mike Mankoff

#love

Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche? ↗

— Sonia Fernández-Vidal

#quantic-love #science #love

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. ↗

— Scott B. Pruden

#humorous-quotes #immaculate-deception #satire #science-fiction #science-fiction-comedy

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him. ↗

— Alan Moore

#steve-aylett #writers #love

do you know why Satan is so angry all the time?, Because whenever he works a particularly clever bit of mischief God uses it to serve his own Rigteous purposes. So God uses wicked people as his tools? God gives us the freedom to to do great evil, if we choose, Then He uses his own freedom to create goodness out of that evil, for that is what He chooses. So, in the long run, God always wins? Yes, in the short run though it Can be uncomfortable. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#inspirational #freedom

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account... ↗

— Hiroko Sakai

#bank-account #depression #funny #humorous #inspiration

You gotta want it. ↗

— Bill Murray

#humorous #inspirational #inspirational