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#humorous

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I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less. ↗


— J.R.R. Tolkien


#humor

She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed. ↗


— Caris Roane


#humor

I want you back here now. I want you next to me now. I cannot believe that my family, your brother, all our friends, and an entire police force can't keep tabs on one twenty-six year old graphic designer who thinks he's fuckin' Batman. --Detective Sam Kage in A Matter Of Time (vol 2 or part 4) ↗


— Mary Calmes


#design

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#humorous #humor

Fuckstockings! ↗


— Christopher Moore


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He was rather a low sort of pony. The fact is, he had been originally jobbed out by the day, and he never quite got over his old habits. He was clever in melodrama too, but too broad--too broad. When the mother died, he took the port-wine business.' 'The port-wine business!' cried Nicholas. 'Drinking port-wine with the clown,' said the manager; 'but he was greedy, and one night bit off the bowl of the glass, and choked himself, so his vulgarity was the death of him at last. ↗


— Charles Dickens


#business

Behind every great man stands a surprised woman. ↗


— Anon. -


#humor

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#funny #humor #humorous #humour #life

Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric) ↗


— Courtney Love


#love

The one that sang, old Janine, was always whispering into the g***** microphone before she sang. She'd say, 'And now we like to geeve you our impression of Vooly Voo Fransay. Eet ees the story of leetle Fransh girl who comes to a beeg ceety, just like New York, and falls een love wees a leetle boy from Brookleen. We hope you like eet.' Then, when she was all done whispering and being cute as hell, she'd sing some dopey song, half in English and half in French, and drive all the phonies in the place mad with joy. ↗


— J.D. Salinger


#jd-salinger #love






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