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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard.


Péter Zilahy


#dark-humour #dictatorship #novel #dictatorship

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.


Bill Maher


#environmental-disaster #environmentalism #humour #renewable-energy #environmentalism

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.


Libba Bray


#humor #humour #beauty

A few days earlier, Adriana and I had been browsing books at the local library. I happened to turn around and look at her...and that was it. The man who "loved to laugh" in Mary Poppins had nothing on us.


Gina Marinello-Sweeney


#love

I liked, as I like still, to make words look self-conscious and foolish, to bind them by mock marriage of a pun, to turn them inside out, to come upon them unawares. What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do god and devil combine to form a live dog?


Vladimir Nabokov


#marriage

When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets.


Junot Díaz


#marriage

She had surrendered her virtue at six-and-ten, to a beautiful blond-haired sailor on a trading galley up from Lys. He only knew six words of the Common Tongue, but “fuck” was one of them—the very word she’d hoped to hear.


George R.R. Martin


#humour #beauty

If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad.


Jerome K. Jerome


#humour #learning #music #men

The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.


G.K. Chesterton


#humor #humour #language #seriousness #men

The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.' There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my mother spoke slowly, with an edge to her voice. 'I think you mean "wild beasts laying their heads in his lap".' 'Do I?


Patrick Rothfuss


#breasts #humor #humour #men #sex






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