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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love.


Elizabeth Rudnick


#love #love

Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?” “I graduated from Cambridge,” Christopher said acidly. “Should I have brought my diploma?


Lisa Kleypas


#historical-romance #humour #romance #love

Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation. Unfortunately, no matter how she tried to summon a swoon, her mind remained intractably conscious.


Lisa Kleypas


#historical-romance #humour #romance #love

What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over


Jerome K. Jerome


#three-men-in-a-boat #men

People at work eyed me with varying degrees of suspicion or approbation, and a couple of them mistook me for the kind of guy who knew twelve different ways to tie a scarf and whether that scarf clashed with their purse. My helpful tip that most accessories were just needless expenses met with disappointment.


Cary Attwell


#gay-men #humour #men

Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music.


Rick Riordan


#humour #music

1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.


Jerome K. Jerome


#humour #jerome-k-jerome #medical #three-men-in-a-boat #men

Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.


Terry Pratchett


#humour #ulterior-motive #motivational

Klokken 9 om kvelden nådde vi skyss-skiftet Kvisberg, men da hadde vi allerede for lenge siden tatt avskjed med veien, som var avgått ved en stille død etter lengre tid å ha kjempet med det protesterende terreng.


Esau Kessler John


#men

Interest? What's money interested in?' 'More money


Terry Pratchett


#humour #solomon #money






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