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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed. "Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass. "Part of my brain hurts. I demand to know what that part of my brain is called and what its job is.


Darynda Jones


#humour #humor

But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.


Jerome K. Jerome


#humour #weather #humor

How do you know?” “Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.


Robyn Carr


#cute #funny #humour #romance #romantic

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.


Mark Lawrence


#humour #liars #lie #priests #funny

Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he almost wants to bring it to the hospital himself, survey the wards and present it to someone special, for it's the first thing to come straight from his heart in a very long time.


Cecelia Ahern


#heart #humour #random #funny

You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.


- Jordan Kyle Cassandra Clare


#humour #jordan-kyle #the-mortal-instruments #the-mortal-instruments-series #funny

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.


Habeeb Akande


#boys #clothes #clothing #cook #dress

I’m not going anywhere until you hear me out.” Oh, please no. Anything except having to listen to her lecture. I push the button that calls the nurse. “Can we help you, Alex?” a voice bellows through the speaker. “I’m bein’ tortured.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.


Zane Stumpo


#funny #humor #humour #wit #witty

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.


Elizabeth Eulberg


#ball #formal #funny #hair #high-school






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