#humour

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about. ↗

— Jackie Mason

#anybody #art #because #becomes #comedy

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#happy #how #humour #i #i think

And realising that humour is the most powerful way to make a political statement and say the things that you want to say. And it's not used enough, at least not in the U.S. ↗

— Michael Moore

#humour #least #make #most #most powerful

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now. ↗

— Roger Moore

#down #humour #lid #may #nail

That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like. I've always felt that's what I would like to do. ↗

— Al Pacino

#body #carrey #felt #humour #i

If you find yourself suddenly mated to a werewolf, whatever you do, don't panic. Simply turn to Jen for assistance and she will give you a cool acronym to call him…because that's just so important." -Sally ↗

— Quinn Loftis

#funny #humourous-situations #sally #funny

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#destruction #earthquakes #floods #funny #funny-and-random

Maruman does not loll. ↗

— Isobelle Carmody

#accidental #cat #coincidence #funny #humor

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? ↗

— Cat Deeley

#got #humour #look #pretty #ridiculous

Thanks for not trying to see me when I looked like hell.” “To be fair, you still look pretty bad. ↗