#humour

We may have thesame dreams, but never thesame nigthmares. ↗

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. ↗

#humour #love #relationships #women #family

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it. ↗

— David Walliams

#attack #automatically #comedy #demeaning #finding

Griffin Drake and his MacBook were the best of friends, more intimate than lovers. He slept with it. He cared for it with specially made cleaning cloths and cans of air to keep it dust free. Plants and fish had died under his watch with alarming regularity, but the computer-the computer was tended like a child. ↗

— Tere Michaels

#faith

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. ↗

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti

#cynical #funny #humour #funny

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? ↗

— George Carlin

#humour #paradox #humor

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#love #family

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. ↗