#joke

I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners. ↗

— Hank Azaria

#foreigners #hollywood #i #joke #naked

I prefer sayings over jokes. ↗

— Robert Ballard

#jokes #over #prefer #sayings

We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor. ↗

— Lance Bass

#actor #entertainment #entertainment industry #every #industry

I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than most legislators have done in their whole careers, and I've been doing it as a part-time job. ↗

— Craig Benson

#business #careers #doing #done #extent

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke. ↗

— Benjamin Walker

#bad idea #idea #joke #know #never

When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for practical jokes and teasing. ↗

— Erin Duffy

#couple #gonna #ground #huge #hundred

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. ↗

— Lewis Black

#great #i #joke #odd #say

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going. ↗

— Jackie DeShannon

#around #elvis #going #had #him

People always joke that "dog" spells "god" backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test. ↗

— Linda Blair

#backwards #coming #companions #consider #dog

I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it's not hurting anyone's feelings, I'm in on the joke. ↗

— Selma Blair

#anyone #anything #being #belief #feelings