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Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] That’s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her smiling. Knock, knock. [Koldo] Who’s there? [Nicola] Donut. Donut who? Donut run from me, puny girl.


Gena Showalter


#beauty

I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'


Tommy Chong


#always #black #brother #considered #culture

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.


Julian Clary


#end #get #gets #good #i

Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.


Nick Clooney


#completely #dishes #endure #friends #historical

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.


Joseph Conrad


#caricature #face #joke #putting #truth

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.


David Cross


#articulate #economically #i #joke #more

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.


David Cross


#around #competitive #everyone #friendly #hanging

You can't just yell jokes at people.


David Cross


#just #people #yell #you

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.


Frank Dane


#heard #including #jokes #laughs #ones

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.


Larry David


#generally #jokes #life #particular #people






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